Shwatting my nerf

Shwatting my nerf means busy doing nothing.

Hannah asked her mum Gill what she was doing

"I am just shwatting my nerf" Gill replied.
Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

by Derrick & Brian Coop January 3, 2024

do you want my hot boyd

do you want my hot boyd

do you want my hot boyd

by Capkin March 10, 2018

My French class

Imagine Hell, the deepest chambers of hell, and then the devil put it into a classroom. And then took a human form in my French teacher.

My French class was so awful today

by Purpstar615 April 29, 2023

Veg out with my hedge out

When you, as a woman get the chance to be unhindered by the societal norms and constricting nature of pants (as well as braziers) and finally get the opportunity to unwind and "treat yoself" and "do you boo", allowing yourself to engage in a little "self-care".

It's been a rough week Deb, I think I'll go home, open a bottle of wine, turn on Gilmore Girls and "veg out with my hedge out."

by Jeffy Tranks October 2, 2020

oh my gosh wow

A thing you say to something that is so epic. Also is a meme

Person A: OH MY GOSH WOWWW
Person B: Awwe I knew you would find me amazing

Person A: No, I’m just wondering where I could dump your body

by The simpo November 9, 2021

in my bag

music duff/duffle bag
turnt to music

“that new hillsong had me in my bag at church this morning.”

by khris4christ February 21, 2019

My Quiet Evening Rain

(n): An endearing term to be used for one special, very wonderful and lovely person. Usually refers to a shy, reserved individual who, although she doesn’t say much, gives off an energy reminiscent of gentle rain tapping on a window late after dark. Generally a bookworm and likes flowers.

Her eyes speak more than words

But what she shows is true
“From what I know of nerds
One day we will come through”
Oh My Quiet Evening Rain
Forever I will stay
In my heart you will remain
Together every day

by nerds07 September 16, 2023