Mal, Dick and Jerry

Any hypothetical persons

You cannot just choose friends just like Mal, Dick and Jerry you have to careful of who you want to be friends with.

by I'm a dick head March 8, 2021

NYC dick

When you’re sexually assaulted by a New Yorker, specifically a male.

Husband: “What do you mean you became infertile? How did that happen?”

Wife: “I GOT SUMMA DAT NYC DICK”

by Brrrring brrrring February 2, 2024

jimmy dean fat dick

Jimmy Dean makes big sausages, so some one with a Jimmy Dean fat dick has a fat dick.

Juan Pablo has a Jimmy Dean fat dick!

by Juan Pablo Jenkins cox November 14, 2019

dick horse

An elevated form of dickhead, meant to mean a stubborn and unreasonable asshole, idiot, or douchebag.

Stop being such a dick horse, Liam!

by Boffo1 February 14, 2023

Dick-shit

The act of taking a shit through your dick

Doctor: Why are you here today, sir?
Guy: I went to piss but then ended up taking a Dick-shit

by Blood-lover June 17, 2018

Brick dick

When you and your girlfriend are oral intercourse and she trys to bite down on your shaft and the dick is so hard that the girls teeth fall out.

I got head from my girl yesterday and I Brick dicked her

by Young bull’s gay partner April 29, 2019

big dick energy

my bf brandon

Jayleen- “You have big dick energy”
Brandon- “What does that mean?”
Jayleen- “Whip it out.”

by i love brandon❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜🖤🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤 June 17, 2023