Dumpy Dick

When a man’s dick game is bad, the sex was no good

I’m angry because I got some dumpy dick

by Ahmazon May 31, 2023

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Dicked

When a guy mistakes you for a girl at a party and you punch him so hard his lights go out

"I just dicked some guy"

by doin ya mom doin doin ya mom October 22, 2019

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Big Dick

What every girl wants but no guy has

Girl: "It's been 6 hours how come I haven't found a guy with a big dick yet?"
Guy: "Probably because no guy has one"

by AZZYTASTER August 1, 2024

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Whiskey Dick

Drug-induced failure to perform.

Also: Hash Pipe, Dope Nose, Tired of Sex, Mexican Fender

"Boy, we should have gotten 7 points for Whiskey Dick."

by TheCockler June 13, 2024

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Double Dick Energy

A variant of “Big Dick Energy”, where one has the confidence of two Big Dicks, instead of just one

What’s up bitches?! Y’all know I can FUCK both of you ladies til y’all fucking CUM LIKE FILTHY WHORES because I’ve got that DOUBLE DICK ENERGY!!

by Magherra July 14, 2025

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Also known as Bugger Balls; meaning anyone as stupid and potato faced as Brendan Schaub(a severely retarded ex MMA turned podcaster who is the laughing stock of the Internet due to his abysmal IQ level and horrific cringe content including moronic conversation and lack of self awareness).

Did you see Bugger Dicks "Special" The Gringo The Papi? What a fucking retard

by Metal Rain March 21, 2024

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