Porn dick

A penis when erect is in the shape of a banana

I want some porn dick

by Taking candy from a baby July 23, 2020

Pre-Porn

Pre-Porn is an essential ingredient for a nice long jerking session. This is what you view before jacking or jilling off, in order to prepare yourself for your masturbation session, and can include things like: work-out videos, underwear models, and various slightly sexual gifs.

"how long do you masturbate?"

"oh, about an hour or so."
"really? for an hour?"
"yeah, but a fair amount of that time I'm just watching pre-porn."

by ElCrapo April 18, 2017

Animatronic porn

Animatronic porn mostly is based off Fnaf (Five Nights at Freddys) an amazing hour game with 9 installments, fans of Fnaf thought it would be Funny to make Animatronic porn (witch you probably shouldn't) and so ya y3eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3eeeeeee3eeeeeee3eeeeeeett5t

Animatronic porn is disgusting

by FNaFFan2000 July 12, 2019

kitten porn

A form of guilty pleasure for the kitten lovers out there.

My favorite after work treat is a good hour of kitten porn - websites with fluffy kittens really know how to erase the stress of a long day.

by katchup May 6, 2011

mental porn

the act of thinking pornographic thoughts

After watching so much lesbian porn Sally has having mental porn about every girl at the office.

by shindi April 29, 2008

murder porn

Pornography involving the mutilation or death of an individual. Often considered to be a disgusting variation of classical porn.

Stabbing a woman while raping her, now THAT's murder porn.

by Rooney Pwner December 4, 2005

corn porn

the act of two corn snakes getting it one with one another.

hey mike, look at that corn porn!

by Anonymous August 24, 2003