kenny brown

The type of person who insists on having multiple best men at his wedding.

The wedding planner said you're a really Kenny Brown.

by TeddyRox March 16, 2017

Brown love

The act of using a frozen turd as a dildo.

I ain't got no man, but I got a turd in the freezer.. some brown love coming my way later.

by Theresatabforthat June 10, 2020

Brown toasting

Having sex while having a stomach bug and losing your bowels upon then after reaching completion.

Man: "Let's have sex."
Woman: "Ewww no, you don't feel well, and I don't want you brown toasting me!"

by Mewcatgo August 11, 2015

Brown Christmas

Similar to the idea of a ‘White Christmas.’ However, it refers to when the ground is covered in mud, not snow, from rainfall the night or morning before. More common in subtropical and tropical environments.

The storm resulted in the first Brown Christmas in years.

by J’oh December 25, 2020

brown phantom

A fart left in an empty room when company is visiting. The fart is dropped off and abandoned like a baby on a doorstep. Unlucky persons who happen into it often say "oh god!" and cover their mouth and nose as the unexpected smell haunts them to their very souls. Quickly closed doors and a small space inside can keep a room brown and haunted for a very long time.

Sam's party was great, but I found a brown phantom in his office.

by BigLud May 23, 2014

Finley Brown

Someone who says that he gets all the girls but secretly is a gay. He doesn't tell his friends anything unless you go to a football match with him. He says he is a very good footballer but secretly he knows that he is washed and is definitely not a baller.

Finley Brown is a whore

by HugoThePug February 24, 2023

brown toes

Where you shove (forcefully) your toes up a poor womans anus while sleeping

Jamil shoved his toes into a german prostitutes anus. Therefore getting brown toes

by Handyman 77 August 12, 2015