Pb and J sandwich

When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.

Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.

Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”

by Smokeythefuckclown May 20, 2022

lazy man sandwich

A sandwich which is made with the least amount of effort. These are usually barely even classified as sandwiches.

When I got home from the bar, I stumbled into the kitchen, grabbed some bread and made a lazy man sandwich. It had pickles and mayonnaise in it -- and that's it.

by SuperEboy January 24, 2014

hot curly sandwich

a type of sandwich with its main ingredient being faeces, best eaten warm - fresher the better

Ahh I really need a shit
Hold up take this baguette with you, I'm starving I could really do with a hot curly sandwich

What do you fancy for lunch?
Gregs sasusage roll? Hot Dog?
Nah mate fancy myself a big fat hot dirty curly sandwich
Give me 5 I'll just curl one out

by wriggleit September 13, 2019

hog ear sandwich

a pussy. the pink lips of a pussy

"I think I'll have a hog ear sandwich for breakfast today."

by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005

Super Shaggy Sandwich

A double triple-decker sardine and marshmallow fudge sandwich created by Shaggy Rogers in the Scooby Doo Where Are You episode, "Hassle in the Castle".

The ingredients:
-Loaf bread

-Ham
-Ketchup
-Mustard
-Cheese
-Lettuce
-Sardine
-Marshmallows
-Fudge
-Decorated with an olive

A possible reference that Scooby and Shaggy are pot-heads.

Guy A: What'd you eat back there?
Guy B: A Super Shaggy Sandwich - a double triple-decker sardine and marshmallow fudge sandwich.
Guy A: Damn, you got some serious munchies!

by Overstored Milk October 11, 2014

Sandwich technology school

Horrid! Seagulls every where and the shit on you 24/7 and everyone stinks like weed. Jake birtwell is so small even a year 3 is taller then him. Holly porter is a poo face as well.

Random: have you heard of sandwich technology school

Random 2: yh it’s where the annoying people go

by Hdhdnjdndnsndjjsjf February 8, 2020

Super Bowl Sandwich

The accomplishment of an NFL team of winning consecutive Super Bowls without recording a loss in between, thereby having a win streak stretching at least from one season's playoff run until the next Superbowl.

The Green Bay Packers are hungry for a Super Bowl Sandwich.

I wonder if a team will ever go 19 and 0, I don't think a sandwich is possible.

by Philly Phaithful December 6, 2011