jack freedom

The ability to masturbate without fear of recourse

He was happy to be living in the basement, as it allowed him jack freedom without fear of onlookers.

by Jack Freedom May 10, 2014

The Influence of Jack

The complete and utter shut-down of all recognition of standards whilst masturbating, that provides the illusion of almost any female bearing attractiveness, and can also go as far as making sexual acts one would not deem attractive, enjoyable or "sexy".

Man, she was rank, but I was under the influence of Jack and I was prepared to take what I could get.

by The Philosophiser April 12, 2015

Jack the Nonce

nonce.

“have u seen jack the nonce?”
“yeah he was watching some 5 year olds”

by nonce9H January 19, 2019

Jack Hancock

The most bulbous and succulent man on the planet

dude: im the most bulbous and succulent guy to exist!
dude2: no Jack Hancock is!

by ChickPro21 December 10, 2022

Jacking a box

When you cut a hole in a box, preferably cardboard, and nut inside it.

"I walked in on my friend Jacking a box."

by PoperlichkingGerila December 12, 2018

Swizzle Jacked

Jacked out of proportion. Normally used slang for a massive cock.

1.Bill is swizzle jacked like a nigger coming back from the convenience store with a forty and a bag of weed.

2. All the ladies know how swizzle jacked Bill is.

by Swizzle Jacked August 28, 2009

Jack-Ransleyophobia

When a guy (usually named Jack Ransley) is placed into a situation with a lot of tension surrounding it (usually social issues with girls involved).

Side Effects may include any of the following:
- Looking like a hulk (though having no muscle. (Does not include Green body)
- Scaring the Brisbane public at cinemas
- Punching holes in walls

Jack Ransley - "I was so pissed off last night when my ex showed up with her friends"
Guy 2 - "Damnnnnnn, How did it go?"
Jack Ransley - "Let's say they have Jack-Ransleyophobia now"

by Hakumai November 9, 2016