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Prank Text

The opposite to a prank call; the act of using the SMS texting feature on a mobile telephone to intentionally troll another party.
I'm going to prank text my friend a fake emergency alert!
by Jack Spank9049 October 20, 2023
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The sacred text paradox

a sacred text is either metaphorical or literal, depends on it's use in a argument.
A clear exemple of The sacred text paradox is:
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
It's about transgenderism, circumcision or CBT. depend on who is saying it hates the most
by salsicha20cm August 23, 2021
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text-lepathy

n. the use of text messages to have a private discussion with another person while in a group. usually used to discuss or insult another member of the group in real time without their knowledge.

the subtlety of this act is easily thwarted by knowing glances and shared spontaneous laughter.
texter 1: dude, joe's b.o. is heinous today.
texter 2: i know, right? i thought i was the only one who noticed it
texter 1: good thing for text-lepathy
by ean weslynn June 23, 2011
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Sample Text

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by BEN POOLE December 11, 2023
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Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.
by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018
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vapour-text

When you are smoking weed via a vapourizer and you start weed - texting (similar to drunk dialing).
OMG I vapour-texted that a$$ociate last night.
by aMat2011 April 1, 2011
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Sleep Texting

Texting the last thing you said or heard, after hearing it, or after waking up.
When’d I text you that?! I must’ve been sleep texting.
by Bans4Sam April 10, 2020
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