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Piss Parade

Occurs after stopping for a very urgent piss on the side of an abandoned or otherwise empty stretch of road. Suddenly, a long, slow-moving line of traffic appears out of nowhere. This is the piss parade and the best option is to continue pissing as if nothing is wrong.
I hadn't seen any cars for twenty minutes, so it wasn't a surprise when the piss parade appeared as soon as the yellow stream hit the ground.
by willie weewee January 10, 2022
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piss blister

Noun (n.)

1) The result of a rash which occurs at the opening of the penis upon a combination of excessive urination and traditional american peehole filing at grit ranges below 60 (particularly but not exclusively during the final days prior to the winter solstace in south eastern united states,) and most prominant during barometricly unstable seasons.
They (obama, constituants) call me a cunt. I say, I'm not a cunt just look at my leaking piss blisters. Now show us your big tits little lady.
by poopbird July 17, 2014
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Piss Soap

An ecodeviant product made out of natural products including human urine.
"-Hey you look good today !
-Yes, I have been deconditionning my own vision of disgust while showering with my piss soap"
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dehydrated piss

Dehydrated Piss comes from West Virginia. Well, Its the skin color of one Brandon Kelly.
Look Ma' There goes that Dehydrated Piss Boy Brandon again.
by Soccertitties July 23, 2017
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piss boosting

A theory that was made up in a Valorant Spike Rush match by Al, a member of the "mimv mafia". The theory states that if don't you pee before your match, you are most likely to carry the lobby. The theory was proved by syann, another member of the "mimv mafia", while playing Sage. Her K/D/A was 4/5/0.
Syann: can i pee?
Al: do not, u are second fragging! piss boosting!
mimv mafia members in the call: *lose the game but its ok cuz syann was second fragging*
by animegod69 June 8, 2023
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Piss Rocket

When you piss in a bottle of coke and put a Mentos in it.
Tom: "OH SHIT"
Tim: "What?"
Tom: "A group of children, shoot a Piss Rocket at them."
Tim: "Got it"
by ririinsta January 16, 2022
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Piss marbles

This is a term for someone who has a dick so short he pisses all over his testacles whilst urinating.
He has the shortest dick I've ever seen, so short his piss marbles leave stains in his tighty whiteys!
by Lost Reality January 14, 2017
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