bum chunks

Half way between hard pellets and squidgy (too much soft fruit in diet) turd. A kind of feta cheese.

Anytrhing george bush says is cornier than bum chunks.

by Eileen dover November 5, 2003

Bum Brownin'

CHARLIE-ANN ESSOM!

this Bum Brownin' is half black half white and fit as fuckk

by muahahahahaxx July 29, 2011

Bum Bag

British word for Fanny Pack as fanny means vagina in Britain so it wouldn’t really work.

It’s a bum bag not a fanny pack mate.

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Bum fumbler

Noun. One who has or is fumbling the Bum

Alexander is a smeller bum fumbler

by Boobs17462 June 5, 2007

wee bum

explosive diarrhea, when high speed fluid erupts from the anus when either ill or from food poisoning. can result in splarting when solids can teporarily block the stream forming blast a radius.

"I couldn't make it to work because I had wee bum"

by wordology May 1, 2010

Thumb Bum

Person who sends text messages rather then calling.

Jake: She just texts me and never calls cuz she doesn't wanna use up her minutes.

Kelly: She does the same to me. She's a real thumb bum.

by MobiMan February 16, 2010

bum bean

bum beans are the bits of poo that stick on your bum hairs lol

ive got some right bum beans

by lil-simo October 11, 2007