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Sloppy Dog

someone that you can usually find hanging around in west london play-parks stealing ice-creams, drinking red-stripe and shouting at mums also known as a nonce, a jeckle and a leach.

they have a don't care about anybody or anything attitude towards society and occasionally punch their mums in the face & or sexually assault their dads.

Sloppy dog's are usually be spotted noncing in packs of "boi's" or "ringers" at local community centre's. For amusement they play knock down ginger & knock their knuckles on a hard surface to produce a beat while making clicking or humming noises with their mouths to attract kids. Beware.. They are very aggressive and enjoy fighting and touching kids!

It is easy to become a nonce, leach or jackle if you watch the moronic ways of the Sloppy dog's for to long!
#Ringer1: Oi Boi's, i think izzy's coming to the squat party tonight...

#Ringer2: Why you watching her for, shes 15 you "Sloppy dog"

#Ringer1: you cant talk, you wifed it for 3months you "Leach"

#Ringer3: You man are both "Nonces"...

#Ringer4: Oi you "jeckle" (Ringer3) i swear i see you liking her facebook pictures.

You man are all Sloppy Dogs.
by MjpChase September 15, 2014
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JoJo Dog

A type of animal that only exists in the JoJo franchise. If you have one of these. Get the funeral starting. They never live.
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Friend 2: How much are you saving for the funeral?
Friend 1: What do you mean fune-
JoJo dog: *dies*
Friend 1: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Guard-dogging

When you want something to not be found so you shit near or on object to deter someone from finding it.
Yo butter cheeks is guard-dogging the hennesy his mom will never find it!
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Dog Decliner

When someone barks at a cat caller becoming the opposite therefore a Dog Decliner
Gwyneth became a Dog Decliner after she barked at the cat callers
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dog bitter

A girl or boy who is very ugly in the face. Typical dog bitters have an ok body but the face is deplorable. They usually turn to making out with a dog cuz they're just that ugly.
Guy1: Check her out she has a nice ass.
Guy2: Wait for it....(she turn's around)
GUY 1/2: Damn she's a dog bitter,fuckin ugly. What a shame, that's a waste of a perfectly nice butt on a face like that.
by VRPDY May 12, 2009
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God dog it

Instead of saying God damn it, or anything similar to that God dog it is a better thing to say
God dog it your getting on my nerves, I dropped my paper God dog it, You woke me from my sleep God dog it
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