Brown hairy Apple

Its a coconut in disguise

"Do you have any apples?"
"Yeah a brown hairy apple"

by fart_lord July 18, 2020

apple dumplin' shop

A woman’s bosom.

Ex.: Hey man look at that - a pretty woman with hot apple dumplin' shops.

by Link BR July 15, 2018

granny's apple surprise

when yo grandma take a shit and it clogs the toilet

grandma just left a granny's apple surprise

by Immaculate Ball Wrangler December 19, 2022

Fuck your apples

An insult, often hurled during drunkenness. Equivalent to go fuck yourself or fuck your ass.

Aaaahhhh, fuck your apples.

by brianbeeez December 7, 2018

broken apple jack

an insult that can be used as an offensive, yet funny manner. if you use this insult against someone, once they ask what it means, walk away and leave them hanging.

Omg, you’re a broken apple jack

by simba joe November 8, 2017

Adam's Apple Sauce

Damage to the throat, typically caused the proper application of Chopsophogus.

When properly applied, Chopsophogus can cause a bad case of Adam's Apple Sauce.

by Stachist May 21, 2011

Bone apple tea

like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or something.

Just made some slap-the-pony-and-leave 😍😍😍 bone apple tea!

by YourVeryOwnCat January 17, 2017