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by Big City February 6, 2008
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Douche Paradox

Doing douchey things to make fun of douches, which in fact makes you a douche. This explains why no one thinks they're actually a douche.
When Blake blows dope vape clowds he thinks he's ironically making fun of douche subculture, when it actually just makes him a douche. This puts him in a douche paradox.
by DevinScud January 26, 2018
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Cooter Douche

1. A total idiot
2. a good substitution for the "c-word"
Man that guy is being such a cooter douche
by maggie13_49 January 19, 2009
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Douche Detox

The act of detoxing after a toxic relationship or situationship. Consists of deleting their number, deleting them off socials, and actively choosing not to look up what they’re doing until you are completely over them.
I found out Jack was talking to other girls so now I need to douche detox!
by OGLoc99 September 11, 2020
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Douche Fuck

When you find a hot douche and you fuck
by Scrub Rekt April 26, 2016
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Douche-Wagon

Dude you're a fucking Douche-Wagon.
by BigBootyButtBalls June 12, 2017
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douche corral

Lets avoid that douche corral and go somewhere else

That bar is a real douche corral

All the d-bags congregate at the local douche corral across the street
by sdmama January 16, 2014
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