Lucas Childs

He is the goat. Better than everyone else, especially the Jack Herrings and Rio Scott's

Jack: Who's the goat?
Rio: Lucas Childs

by Lukey2823857928735 January 23, 2024

Child

Tommyinnit. Just Tommy.

The child is swearing

by Alastairlol April 11, 2021

middle aged child

A child from the age of 8-12, the annoying age of harassment and dramatic temper tantrums. All they do is eat and try and be the center of attention. They are always out of pocket. They are in the same era as “sticky ipad kids”

You: “Can I have some of your crossiant ___?”
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*

You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you

by iamafarmer8888 July 29, 2022

Child

Well its basically Tommyinnit

Tommyinnit: Im not a child chat

The chat: CHILD

by GhostBurGoesBurr May 1, 2021

Child support

A monthly financial payment that mothers in Vermont have to pay deadbeat dads.

Judge "I hereby order mother to pay father $$1000/month in child support. Sorry, mother, I know he abused the child and he makes more money than you. But he hid his money really well and Perjured himself ... Shrug So, obviously, there's nothing I can do. Anyway, enjoy your life we destroyed. Court is adjourned."

by Profound Observations July 13, 2025

Deer child

If she calls him this, she is actually referring to her future boyfriend.

Niall is such a deer child.

by REEEETIMREEEE December 29, 2017

Child Abuse

Withholding kinder eggs from your child.

Every parent in America commits child abuse because they cannot provide kinder eggs for there children.

by mondaymornings August 8, 2022