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your life

your life is a pencil with no point
by dino titties November 10, 2019
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Cold Life

Cold

You know the yolk it's spreading from

You laugh as people scatter 'bout

Surrounded by a veil of stars

You realize your life is dark

Earth gets colder every day

If scientists could have their way

They'd study us from far away

And watch as people's minds decay

Cold

Your body's in the hands of fools

With swimming pools and low IQ's

There's nothing to see, nothing to do

Buy your stocks and sell your jewels

Bill collectors stole my mail

My wife and kids are all for sale

I hope to god I go to jail

And no one can come up with bail
Cold Life
I can't control my buried thoughts

The slightest thing makes me distraught

I'm like the people I once fought

My every action's being bought

Robot trainers earn their pay

As mutant kids go out to play

It's such a pretty pretty day

With orange nights and days of grey
Cold
I've now become a nervous wreck

I'm getting closer to my death

I keep expecting my last breath

As all my friends just laugh and jest
The earth is such a filthy place

And human such an awful race

And I'd rather live in outer space

Where death goes at a slower pace
Cold Life
by Death Menace September 26, 2022
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My Life

A swirling pit of disappointment, a metaphorical roller coaster, a journey, a cloud of happiness when I can finally think and hear my own thoughts in my head again.
So much craziness has happened to me lately, but well you know it's just always a typical thing in my life.
by Dream Reaper June 17, 2018
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text life

the quality and quantity of your texting with romantic partners
teenager: "Does getting married ruin your text life?"

mom: "Yes, especially since your dad doesn't know how to text."
by neosushisek December 1, 2011
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semi-life

When you play video games with your real life friends.
G1 : I play games alot
G2 : Wow talk about no life
G1 : I only play them with my real-life friends though.
G2 : Oh, you have a semi-life then, Cod tonight?
G1 : No
by Ejobisgay October 8, 2011
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Thug Life

Opposite of someone who has all the needs to succeed. Thug life is when you have nothing, and succeed, when you have overcome all obstacles to reach your aim.
My bedtime is 7:00, but I go to bed at 7:05
THUG LIFE
by 123dijindon32p June 24, 2016
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Life choice

A decision that impacts your life.
“I bet you’re regretting your life choice now” said when someone has chosen to leave there coat at home in the middle of winter.
by Rcka18 November 6, 2018
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