am i dead?

yes, you are dead so deal with! I'm just kidding, you're dead but you are reliving your life right now. Now that i think about it, shouldn't you be doing something else than looking to see if you are dead?

am i dead?

you are dead
Little Timmy: Am i dead Dad?
Big Billy: I don't know son.
Karen: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!!??
Big Billy: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE!!??
Little Timmy: please kill me

by Beastmode1158 October 30, 2020

Dead Fish Mouth

A girl or a guy who doesn't enjoy giving oral. They leave their mouth open and don't suck or move their tongue.

By not doing anything with their mouth or tongue, the other person is getting no enjoyment out of receiving head.

She just wasn't into the bj, I might as well just have stuck my wang in a large mouth bass, woulda felt the same. I hate when I get bad head, damn dead fish mouth girl!

by Dex Doom December 19, 2013

No cap dead ass

When they say no cap they capin but when they add the dead ass at the end they ain't capin.

Person 1: Did you fuck my girlfriend
Person 2: no
Person 1: nah u capin
Person 2: no cap dead ass I didn't fuck ur girlfriend
Person 1:ok ok I believe you

by Wasupmeboi335 January 6, 2021

dead piss

the piss that leaves the penis before the spirm. (usually happens when stimulation isnt fast enough.)

Girl - Is that come?

Guy - No, its just dead piss. You didnt Stimulate me fast enough.

by T. Words July 21, 2006

dead deer

Used to describe a stag (man about to be married at a party), who gets caught in a situation in which he's truly busted.

Jack: So, Nancy saw Joe and Dana at the stag party, huh?

Dan: Yeah, Joe's so a dead deer.

by Doukie February 17, 2009

Dead baeb

When a dead baby is sent to a couple of mates via message and it spreads irl and becomes a problem

Oat fuck, did you hear about Morge And the dead baeb

by Phioatsna.Bartley July 25, 2018

Dead Zone

Within Two Weeks Before and Two After the Day of Your Birth.

Jonny was hit by a passing vehicle and killed in his Dead Zone just 10 days before his 23rd birthday

Jonny attempted jumping off a 75 foot cliff into a body of water that was only 2 feet deep. Jonny died at the hospital int his Dead Zone just 13 days after his 16th birthday.

by Slit187 January 21, 2011