Penny Dead Cert

When a bet is placed and is almost certain to be a winner

The Lakers have been on fire recently, 100 bucks on a win is a penny dead cert

Tim gave me some information on the Manchester United team selection, it’s looking like a Penny Dead Cert

by IghaloMoney May 19, 2020

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No cap dead ass

When they say no cap they capin but when they add the dead ass at the end they ain't capin.

Person 1: Did you fuck my girlfriend
Person 2: no
Person 1: nah u capin
Person 2: no cap dead ass I didn't fuck ur girlfriend
Person 1:ok ok I believe you

by Wasupmeboi335 January 6, 2021

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A girl or a guy who doesn't enjoy giving oral. They leave their mouth open and don't suck or move their tongue.

By not doing anything with their mouth or tongue, the other person is getting no enjoyment out of receiving head.

She just wasn't into the bj, I might as well just have stuck my wang in a large mouth bass, woulda felt the same. I hate when I get bad head, damn dead fish mouth girl!

by Dex Doom December 19, 2013

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dead piss

the piss that leaves the penis before the spirm. (usually happens when stimulation isnt fast enough.)

Girl - Is that come?

Guy - No, its just dead piss. You didnt Stimulate me fast enough.

by T. Words July 21, 2006

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MLG is dead

A phrase said by noobs and normies who doesn't know what a meme is and if MLG will turn back.

You have uploaded an MLG video:
- Comment #1: MLG is dead bro. don't make it anymore, no one will watch it.
- You: NORMIE!!! Delete your comment right now or Shrek will eat ur goldfish.

by epicjake777 October 25, 2018

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dead pack

When the weeds dead

Me:I'm smoking on some banging ammy, what you smoking on g

Friend: im just smoking on something I got out of town it's homie

Me: we can't be dealing with that dead pack weed should of come to your boy

by Mrdeee April 10, 2017

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