Christian

A funny guy that bets people he will make roller coasters! He has a really weird ringtone

1. I called Christian

2. *No answer*
3. Hi if your trying to call Christian u have the wrong number

by Hockey_Funny_True June 1, 2020

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Christian is a big back b!tch who judges other peoples burgers 🙄

Big back - someone who is perceived as overweight or who eats a lot of food.

Christian - big back b!tch

by Jx.lxnx07 July 30, 2025

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He is the most nicest boy anyone will ever meet.He has a lot a friends and a girlfriend too. He can be short and cute .
Everyone thinks he’s cute Etc. His girlfriend should be very happy to have him. He is Mexican. He’s also sexy.

Girlfriend:That’s my Christian

Wanna be: ughh not for long
Girlfriend:you wish, not even bitch
Wanna be: UGHHH he’s such a Christian teresa suastegui

by Mimic May 9, 2018

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Christian Sammie Dawes

Someone sexy who is, intelligent and super ambitious.

“He was such a Christian Sammie Dawes”

by cracker7777 April 1, 2024

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How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.

Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

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