Eternal Nut

A nut so incredibly powerful that it can cause a singularity in the spacetime continuum and rupture the buttholes of all men. If u perform this into a guy’s booty, unfortunately ur semen will vanish into another man’s butthole

Oh shit I accidentally did an eternal nut, where did my homie’s butthole go

by Omega nut masta November 3, 2019

nut decision

A decision made about whether or not to pursue sex with someone but instead of flipping a coin or asking the magic 8 ball, you masturbate first then ask yourself if it's still worth it after you nut.

"Dude, Theresa wants to bang. She's got herpes, but she sucks a really mean dick"

"I don't know man, seems like a nut decision to me"

by Deadlifting freak December 14, 2017

bumping nuts

When two men partake in the act of bumping their nuts together in a homosexual fashion.

The two boys were bored while sitting on the golf cart so they began bumping nuts.

by Tymanguy July 7, 2014

Nut and Rally

When one who cums and keeps thrusting vigorously after with a chode

Me: hey Kurd did you nut and rally last night?
Kurd: Always.

by Deekdel July 25, 2016

Nutting squad

A travelling circle-jerk

The IRA's nutting squad left a gruesome mess after its last sortie.

by M^sea!J6^a6V April 11, 2023

Fire nut

A Fire Nut is the act of rubbing gasoline on the tip of the male genitalia and as he ejaculates he lights the tip of his cock and a burst of spewing flames exits the urethra. The name is self explanatory and is often performed as a form of sexual pleasure.

Guy 1: I obliterated my girlfriends face last night with a Fire Nut.

Guy 2: Is she okay man i hear Fire Nuts are pretty dangerous?

by SlimmAl May 10, 2020

gruesome nut

when your nut is particularly gruesome

Gary popped a gruesome nut last night, and it took him hours to clean up

by dickytwister6969696969 June 14, 2021