Christian Russell

The art of getting no bitches/pussy and/or being a valorant sweat who doesn't play with certain people because of rank

He is being just a Christian Russell he won't play valorant with us

by JaCKsonISCOOLIO February 28, 2022

christian funk

A retarded dyke monkey boy

"Christian Funk is my bestfriend <33"

by fortnitekingun November 28, 2023

Christian

He'll make you feel so many different emotions. He'll make you nervous, and want to smile whenever you're around him. He makes it seem like your troubles will go away. The feelings I have for him can't be explained, but I think I love this man. :)

Hey, there's Christian :)!

by H3artDani April 12, 2022

Christian

Christian’s can be such rats sometimes. They may insult you or be mean from time to time but that’s just how he shows that you are very special to him.

Girl: OMG ITS CHRISTIAN RUN
Boy: don’t worry if he insults you, it’s cause he cares

by Crunchy boy November 21, 2019

Christian

The Asian that knows all. AKA the AzianNinjja or Ching, he will eat ur dog if you get in his way

man, look at that Christian. lock your doors

by Chingiling January 23, 2019

Christian

The most amazing man you will ever meet
He has changed lives in so many ways and you’ll be forever grateful for it, this man will be your best friend until you both die.
He’s also the best boyfriend and will treat you with kindness and respect throught out the whole relationship, with a Christian you’ll be together till you grow old.
Best cuddler and kisser out there, he gives the most passionate and loving hugs you will ever get.

ExC1: Christian is so nice to me! He’s the best friend in the world!
ExC2: I would die for this man, I love you Christian.

by Gigigigiiiiiwiwiwiwiii May 20, 2025

Christian

A unique looking fellow.

Look, it's Christian, he's so fucking ugly

Hey! you're not allowed to say that, say he's unique looking.

My bad

by mrdough February 7, 2022