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1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t

noun: utter, complete, keyboard pattern finding boredom.

Adjective: Utterly, completely, keyboard-pattern-finding-ly bored.
Verb: The act of finding keyboard patterns to attempt to cure boredom. (outdated medicine, does not work).
Quick history:
The word 1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t was found by the most bored man ever. He was stranded on a desert island, sometime in the late 20th century. He had with him a computer keyboard, but nothing else. The man was smart, and survived by finding fruit. Eventually, he built a machine that would draw in the sand when he typed on the keyboard. He wrote each day, like a diary, but every day was: Found fruit, slept, found clam, swam, wrote in diary. Eventually, he got so bored that he stopped eating. He sat in front of the keyboard, and typed all day, all night, for 2 days and 2 nights. During this time, he used the keyboard to find patterns. His crown achievement was finding the word :1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t". It was typed by starting on the edges, and typing diagonally down towards the center. When you reached the bottom, you moved your fingers in 1 line, and continued. Eventually, the man died, but not before writing the word down in a bottle and sending it off to sea.
Noun: He has overwhelmed with 1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t. Adjective: I am very 1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t. Verb: He 1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t, but it did not help him with his boredom.
by m00sehead April 26, 2021
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2+2-1

2+2-1 is defined by Big Shaq our lord and savior who died for sins in exodus 2:3-17 in which he exclaimed “2+2 is 4 minus 1 that’s 3, quick maths” or “quick mafs”.
Teacher:
“Timmy can you define the term “Quick Maths”?
Timmy:
“Indeed I can ma’m. The definition of quick maths is 2+2-1.
by Pratricio Frapichino January 4, 2018
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Rules of the Scare #1

Rule #1

If someone initiates a scare you have the RIGHT to scare them back twice to make up for the initial scare.
You can’t scare me twice! Yes I can stated in Rules of the scare #1 I have the right to scare you twice to make up for you starting the scare.
by Firehouse diaries October 25, 2020
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Led Zeppelin 1

Its the first album of the legendary band led Zeppelin and arguably the best it is unnamed so are the next 3 albums this album was the rise to fame it is note worthy that this album is the most important and versatile out of all the others if you wanna hear Zeppelin this it
Me: what bands do you like
Him: Zeppelin
Me: what is your opinion on led Zeppelin 1
Him: I don't really like it
Me: get the fuck out of my house
by Not kira keep looking February 8, 2021
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1 Trip Wonder

Someone with a strong ability of unloading a maxed out car in one trip.
This dude has 3 boxes, 9 bags of groceries, a baby, the mail, and still has one free hand for shutting the trunk and opening the front the front door. He’s a 1 Trip Wonder.
by zeeteegee August 17, 2020
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1 minute rule

Some one has 1 minute to be somewhere at an agreed time or the other person goes to bed
Vanessa was 2 minutes late so going by the 1 minute rule Corey went to bed
by Prologrb October 29, 2020
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1=q\a'z/

you're just bored aren't you?

when you type the first key in a row and the last one in a row until you get to the last row
types "1=q\a'z/" on keyboard
by goofy ass nigga June 21, 2021
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