dick doodle

Casual drawing or sketch of a penis.

"Those balls are really tucked. That dick doodle must've just got out of the ocean."

by Abraham Frohman March 11, 2015

dick swo

Getting a new audio sound system for your car, with an amp, a sub, and a new display

"Yo DJ, did you get yo dick swo this weekend?" "Yes my car sounds so nice I should have got my dick swo a long time ago"

by Nole Ksum March 5, 2023

Dick

The cigar looking thing that varies in sizes on guys. Connected to another part of the genital area ballsack
Also it squirts this weird smelly milk stuff

"Hey stepson can I suck the juicy ass dick"

by Dumbuselessstuff April 14, 2020

soda-can dick

A really gurthy dick

Dude 1: Hey you wanna see something ?
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.

by frozenwintershit May 25, 2018

dick

that thing that people call male genitalia and no boy actually has one

girl 1: “see that guys dick?!”
girl 2: “bitch where.”

by imphyllis February 14, 2019

Dick

The white haired dumbass that stutters and can't complete a sentence correctly or also known as Joe Biden

That dick Joe Biden is a dumbass

by Funnyman24 January 15, 2022

vacation dick

A massive cock that you CANT take on a daily basis

Girl #1: OMG i just had my monthly vacation dick!

Girl #2: Really? im having mine next week!

by amotherfuckingnigger45 June 1, 2016