Dick Weasel

Someone who weasels around for the dick.

God jared your such a dick weasel

by Zack And Cheese September 26, 2022

National Grab Dick Day

April 16 is National Grab A Dick Day! Get A Handful!

“aye bro today’s the day! Sams gonna grab my junk for sure!” Rob was excited for National Grab Dick Day.

by Guierrmo The 3 April 15, 2019

Dick lick

Someone who sucks up to those around them - sometimes because they're cool - and is just a bit of a knob in general.

Look at him sucking up to them - what a dick lick

by hello dudes November 9, 2017

Bollywood Dick

When your buddy swaps your luggage for one filled with ripped cum stained towels, but actually turns out to be your dad.

That fucking guy Andrew, I made it all the way home from the airport and he bollywood dicked me. My luggage is full of rocks and cum soaked rags.

by Andahalu Akbar September 27, 2021

Orange dick

When your dick smells like orange

Friend: bro she said I had orange dick!
Me: what the hell is that?
Friend:you don't wanna know.

by Larger Orange October 28, 2018

butterball dicking

Having a sex with a guy who’s penis smells like popcorn and butter on the floor of a movie theater!

His dicked smelled awful, I think I got some butterball dicking

by KingPey November 17, 2017

noodle dick

just a long skinny dick

yo jimmys got a noodle dick

by smd or get cbt December 28, 2019