My dick

Too small

We all know it

My dick:

Jannie: DO NOT date Peter. His dick is so Tiny.
Katheline: Ok, I'll pass.

by undeadly deadly dead November 15, 2018

big balls in my ass

the way of someone getting the middle finger stuck inn their ass. THen they start violently making out and fucking.

james: yo dude i put big balls in my ass last night.....

by therizzlerofrussia January 17, 2023

working my tits

Really getting on someone’s nerves. Irritating. Used in the movie Tank Girl.

The first sergeant was really working my tits.

by anonymous November 24, 2023

ahh my goon

a phrase used on your friends to express your disappointment in them

friend 1: i had sex with my mom

me: ahh my goon

by Shakande July 20, 2023

vaseline my wein

When you rub the ol willy with sum Vaseline.

I just Want to Vaseline my wein and give sum fuk!!!

by Not vexilitys May 30, 2018

I always share with my buddy

Da humorously-pleasant phrase dat you smilingly tell a cute lady when you offer one of her delectable-to-handle body-parts (hands, arms, legs, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc.) to a male companion who has accompanied you on your visit to said hot chick.

Performing da "I always share with my buddy" maneuver is a total "win-win" situation for everyone including da gal, since it means dat she will receive twice da soothing massages and/or loving touches dat she would have gotten if just you had been present to savor her warm softness.

by QuacksO August 7, 2021

my blue

someone who you've known for less than a year, but they already changed your life for the better. They are the person you can talk to for hours and not get bored. They make you truly happy.

I'm so grateful to have my blue in my life. They make me happy and they make me feel like I can be myself around them.

by average-superman August 6, 2023