mys moment

taking a moment to display extreme silliness publicly

" hey man can u watch my cat? gotta take a mys moment " - example from r <3

by mystic bean April 18, 2023

My Fucking Coffee

The whole reason most of you made it this far

Don't talk to me until I had my fucking coffee.

If you spill my fucking coffee I'm going to kill you.

by YOUЯ ЯEAL NAME August 6, 2025

Suck my ass

A vine where an Asian girl says suck my ass. It is also a great insult😂👌🏻

You can Suck my ass Thot

by Deadpool360990 May 28, 2018

My, SHOT!

You died in the middle of a sentence, or your just a big fan of Hamilton.

I am not throwing away my, SHOT!
So yeah I was just- SHOT!

by ShoopSheepShaapShiipShuup February 21, 2022

My William

If you want to know the meaning of love i suggest you find a William. If you ask, what is a William? A William is someone who will never let you down. Someone who is such a gentleman it'll make you cry. Someone who breaks the standard for green flags. Someone who makes so much sacrifices for you over his own wants and needs. Someone who loves you so unconditionally you question what you did to deserve him. Someone who you KNOW you'll marry. I love my William. My forever. My soulmate.

Me: What do you even like about me?

(He then took a deep breath)

My William: You're extremely caring, understanding and empathetic. You're always there for me you make me really happy you're genuinely extremely nice sometimes way too nice for your own good you have amazing music taste and fashion taste ofc my fashionista your humour perfectly fits mine and you match my freak like no one ever did you make me feel so loved more loved then i ever felt with anyone else and i feel so secure with you with my ex i felt it would end and crumble any day now but with you i know i'll spend the rest of my life with you and im sure of it confident in it And many more.

Me: Ends up crying.

by Chessycakes0921~ August 23, 2025

that goat just ate my shit

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath

oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.

by joe mamas hairy balls August 2, 2022

bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money

Jeff said, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”

by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022