National give Jesse anything day

On this day you should give him anything he desires including money. This is a well respected holiday so it should be taken seriously.

It’s National give Jesse anything day so time to give him $10000 for fun

by JessTakesWs October 6, 2023

National kiss a Texan day

Kiss your favorite Texan on August 7th! Or buy them ranch styled beans, whichever they prefer.

"today's National kiss a Texan day, I have someone in mind but I honestly think that they'd prefer the beans over me."

by Greencity2000 October 23, 2023

International Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day

This day is celebrated on 16th of July. On this day you can fuck ur homie's mom and ur homie and his/her mother cannot reject u fucking his/her mom.

You: Hey John I am gonna fuck your mom, because its international Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day.
John: Oh ok go ahead.

by ayushdrane July 14, 2022

National Best friends day

22nd august- a day to show off your bestie

“Are you going out with your boyfriend tomorrow?”
“No it’s National Best friends day!”

by AnonymousGamerGirlypop69 August 21, 2023

clever day

There is a national dumb day so why not have a national clever day. This is on 20th November. Have fun on this day but dont leave out any dumb friend-

You can go up to anyone and say "hey its clever day today and you're so clever" 'coz why not.

by anonymous November 4, 2021

Green Day

One of the greatest punk rock bands of all time. Formed in 1987, originally under the name sweet children. members consist of Tre cool (drums) (replaced previous drummer John Kiffmeyer who also replaced Raj Punjabi), Mike dirnt (Bass/background vocals) Jason White (main touring guitarist who was once the official 4th member) and most importantly, Billie Joe Armstrong (lead guitar, lead vocals). Known for their massively successful hits such as Basketcase, 21 guns, Longview, Welcome to paradise, Boulevard of broken dreams, good riddance, wake me up when september ends, holiday, Brain stew, when i come around, and Jesus of suburbia. They have inspired multiple generations and go down as one of the most beloved bands of all time

"hey have you heard green day's new album?
"yeah its kinda balls bro'
"suck a dick bro, green day's the greatest band ever"

by ThatDumbassNamedBrandon February 14, 2022

list day

on december 5 everyone writes their top 5-7 list of the hottest people and in the end do the top 5 list for boys and girls from all the lists. (like the rankings episode from big mouth)

list day is for fun

by pepepepepepepeppepepepepe November 23, 2019