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Martha Stewart's Vagina 

the unpleasant odor characterized by cleaning product scents that attempt to cover up the original unpleasant smell; the air freshener or cleaning product that, instead of fixing the odor, makes it an even more repulsive smell.
Damn, you should've just left your bedroom smelling like sex. That Febreeze just made it smell like Martha Stewart's Vagina up in here!

Designa Vagina 

This is a vagina that has undergone plastic surgery to be made tighter.
I banged this girl from Beverly Hills and that shit was TIGHT! She had some designa vagina!
Designa Vagina by DustOne March 25, 2009

Gossip Vagina 

A phenomenon that makes you feel empty unless you fill it with satisfaction by spreading sweet sweet gossip.
Jamie: I need to spread some gossip, my gossip vagina is gagging for it!
Stacey: Same I just feel so empty I need to be satisfied by some juicy gossip.

thick vagina

Meaty vagina that soaks a penis with fluids like waterfalls.
Man that girl last night had a thick vagina.

Your Mother's Cavernous Vagina

The long tunnel into the light that you call a vagina. See also, Hot Topic. And pink sock.
Dude, I went into your mother's cavernous vagina the other day and found these awesome pants!

vibrating vagina 

The act of inserting a vibrator into a woman’s ass then having vaginal sex. Due to the close proximity of the vibrator and the male organ the result is a vagina that vibrates like an adult novelty toy. The most common vibrator for this act is an Easter egg with variable speed remote control. Performed as part of a specific series of acts it is known as a vegetarian delight.
When things get a little dull I like to break out the vibrating vagina for fun.
vibrating vagina by 141 Colony July 20, 2008