A twat that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for sexual favors. Also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: porn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for Huffington Post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- Yes, that's right, even lies about Cancer! The only thing truthful would be that she would suck any cock given the chance, for some meth to put in her glass dick- Which she keeps hidden in her vagina, hence the name "Shallow Twat"
That shallow twat kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.
by Gabe's Cakes July 14, 2017
Get the Shallow Twatmug. Kyle kept saying he was right when he wasn’t and when I proceeded to explain he started being an elephant twat.
by LouisianaOutlaw November 27, 2022
Get the Elephant Twatmug. by That dumb bitch... August 13, 2023
Get the Twat Squabblemug. You: Who beat up Chris?
Me: Arnold Schwarzenegger
You: Why?
You: Because Chris began to twat stalk his daughter after meeting her in a Malibu boutique store.
Me: Arnold Schwarzenegger
You: Why?
You: Because Chris began to twat stalk his daughter after meeting her in a Malibu boutique store.
by ssmmaasshh July 25, 2012
Get the twat stalkmug. by Kccomatt July 17, 2016
Get the Tunnel twatsmug. 1. Ashley's a fucking twat tweezer!
2. If you munch a hairy cunt, you are tweezing a twat with your teeth; hence, you are a twat tweezer.
2. If you munch a hairy cunt, you are tweezing a twat with your teeth; hence, you are a twat tweezer.
by TheTallDwarf March 4, 2015
Get the twat tweezermug. by Tesschri April 21, 2019
Get the Twat swampmug.