Toilet About Face

The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.

"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."

by Oldskooled April 25, 2022

What yall know abt skibbidy toilet

commented on 2019
how did bro know this

guy: What yall know abt skibbidy toilet
everyone else: IS BRO A TIME TRAVELER NO WAY

by OR64Dn45E August 3, 2024

toilet corndog

A continual long log of shit that tapers into a point, similar to the stick portion of a corndog.

"I'm trying to pick a stall, but the handicap one has no toilet paper and the small one has a fat toilet corndog floating in it"

by Cucktagon April 13, 2020

toilet cheeks

When you sit on the toilet for so long and get up there is an imprint of the toilet left behind on your ass and legs.

Bro, I was in the bathroom for so long I have toilet cheeks!

by Classyhobbit September 6, 2020

Skibidi toilet

skibidy toilet: is a word used by kids who watch dafuqboom a youtuber who posts skibidi toilet, bunch of people which have men heads in toilet and singing the song "skibidi dop dop yes yes".

I love to watch skibidi toilet

by N0N0 the 3rd January 15, 2024

Toilet Seat

An object that you sit on when you poop. Most people lick it as a trend on the internet. They are usually covered in pee in men’s bathrooms. They are very dirty, so DO NOT USE THEM!

Oh no, the toilet seat has a terd on it!

by Soapy hands February 8, 2022

skibidi toilet

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Guy 1: dude i gotta take a shit wheres the toilet
Guy 2: skibidi dop dop dop yes yess! !😜😜🚽 the SKIBIDI!! toilet is right DOWN the HALL I hope that YOU are NOT A camera MAN teeHEE 😂😂😂
the skibidi toilet is WHAT you USE to take your FAT SHIT!!!

by Fortnite cacalet June 23, 2024