Playing Evelyn Salt

A middle-aged Russian beautiful woman who shoots very well, can speak 4 languages or more. I mean she's incredible.

Josh: My sister-in-law is Playing Evelyn Salt
Larry: Really? How?
Josh: Now she's a cop!

by Comrade, no I'm not from USS April 6, 2020

playing with the closet door

When someone purposefully leaves their sexual orientation ambiguous while near consistently acting like they’re about to come out as something other than straight to their friends or family.

“Damn, Sam keeps playing with the closet door. I cant tell if she’s straight, bi, pan or what! I’ve tried asking but she always dodges the question.”

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020

playing my axe

Playing my guitar (see Buddy Guy - "Just Playing My Axe")

"I was just playing my axe!"

by lizziearm June 17, 2017

Play Destiny 2

mercilessly beat the shit out of minorities

"Hey Carter, wanna go to Harlem and play Destiny 2?" - Isaac

by Qwertyblahblahblah September 15, 2022

Are you playing AltF4?

This phrase is commonly used to respond to someone discussing their personal issues when you have no actual substantial response or advice to give.

Guy 1: "Thing haven't been going so well with the wife ever since I found out she was cheating."

Guy 2: "Are you playing AltF4?"

by eggy3636 July 11, 2023

Unassisted triple play

Using both hands and at least one of your feet during masturbation

I was done using both hands so I decided to go for the unassisted triple play to end the night

by AgentDaleCooper July 17, 2016

fun to play with not to eat

someone you would hook up with but you wouldn't date

"oh ya shes fun to play with not to eat"

by sort giraffe May 23, 2019