Hand Tool

A person who is a tool but is generally a substandard one. Similar to the concept of a gump.

That guy is such a hand tool.

by Naked Penguin March 30, 2010

arse handing

To have ones arse handed to them, to be completely and utterly beaten. Applies to sports, video games etc

The defeat suffered today can only be described as a complete arse handing

A crushing defeat resulting from ones own ineptitude and or imbalance in skill levels

having your ass handed to you

by gazman123 December 7, 2013

All-Hands

The worst type of Blowjob out there. Typically given by frigid girls that are grossed out by dick, i.e. closet lesbians"

"Eugene, how was that blowjob from Karen?"
"Shit mate, it was All-Hands"

by DaddyThor May 21, 2020

Walker Hand

A hand in any given card game that is completely useless.

I was playing poker last night, but I kept getting walker hands, so I lost every round.

by pendactic July 24, 2011

Pringle Hand

The state your hand is in after consuming a whole can of Pringles. Usually consists of red, swollen fingers.

In some severe cases, the their may broken bones involved.

Aelm: "Yo man, wanna go play some basketball?"

Zir: "Nah man, I have a bad case of Pringle Hand."

Aelm: "Aww, I feel your pain bro."

by Freebie Link November 24, 2010

Hand Dimples

The small creases on the joints of your fingers when your hand is outstretched.

The woman was old and had many hand dimples on her fingers.

by OoGoldbeltoO June 26, 2016

Triangle Hands

Triangle hands: An upside-down triangle hand gesture that one makes either when things are ridiculous, awkward, or for no reason whatsoever. The triangle hand is made when a person brings their fingers together so they touch, and then points their hand down, therefore creating what looks like an upside-down triangle. It is important to note here that when a person makes two triangle hands and rotates them while emitting a strange noise from their throat, they are trying to signal the extreme awkwardness of a situation.

Person 1: It's awkward, cause she doesn't even know the other girl isn't into her.
Person 2: And she's still trying to get with her?
Person 1: Oh yeah. She's real thirsty.
Person 2: Well, that's awkward. Definitely a triangle hands moment. *triangle hands*

by trianglehandsqueen June 27, 2013