Captain Saveaho

When a simp tries to defend a female behaving badly.

She was getting arrested for drunk & disorderly and kicked a cop, but here comes Captain Saveaho to try and defend her.

by Testoclese February 16, 2026

Captain fuck a lot

A man who is the captain of fucking alot of people

“Ain’t that your man”. “Nah that’s Captain fuck a lot”

by Ririxfeed February 17, 2026

Captain cap off

The act of a man capping off an orgasm with a thumb, for 2 or 3 seconds, then releasing the pressurized coom. The captain part is if the ropes are more than 3.

Hey bud, did you bring home the slampig from the bar? You think you’re going to pull a captain cap off?

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 19, 2026