Pants Penis

the part up the pants on the zipper that bends up when you sit down to look like a penis. Mostly occurs when wearing jeans.

Girl 1: How did it go with Johnny last night?
Girl 2: It didn't start off too good. When I walked in I thought he was really happy to see me. Turns out it was just a pants penis.

by Mr. Pants Penis September 28, 2009

rock-penis

To have a sweet boner, that's super hard and doesn't bend

":Yo Dude, I have totally rock-penis right now"
"This chick was walking by and a I got a sweet rock-penis"
"I was watching porn last night and got a major rock-penis"

by Matt Calvery March 18, 2008

penis trout

A dude with a hella dick. This guy will hook all the ladies. Just one whiff of the penis trout will make any girl down for fish tacos and makin' love

Can have a positive or negative connotation

Dude: Bro, you got a penis trout, you're catching all the good ladies
Bro: 7 ladies in 7 nights
Dude: i wish i had a penis trout
Bro: its not for everyone

by What is this crap, bob? June 4, 2017

Penis Recoil

occurs durring a strong male orgasm. the point when you ejaculate and as the prostate pumps, causes a retraction of the tendon attached to your penis forcing vertical motion similer to that of a hand gun.

i was banging this one girl and when i blew my load, the penis recoil gave me a bitchin cramp.

by Spyro1509 December 14, 2010

Pants Penis

Refers to the event of the zipper of the pants bending up giving the impression of a penis in a girl's pants.

Often occurs while sitting down.

Girl: Uck, I can't stand these jeans, they always give me a pants penis when I sit down!

by definitively October 23, 2009

big penis

a not little male genitalia.

joe has a big penis.

by emilyyy September 27, 2005

Penis Chimbers

After a male is done masturbating and he puts his penis back into his pants real quick and the tip is real sensitive so it makes you cringe when the tip rubs on the inside ya pants.

man that was a good jack off session but once i put my wang back in my pants i got a mad case of the penis chimbers!

by Usty Eagle March 5, 2009