Bus

Something that is late when you're on time and is on time when you're late

Example 1: Bro i ran for like 10 mins to catch the bus !! Continues to wait for the bus for 30 more minutes
Example 2: Oh crap, i'm late! Hopefuly the bus is too like it was last time Hint : It wasn't...

by keptn December 6, 2015

sleepin on the bus

sleeping on the bus, being a really cool and nonchalant while taking a nap.

Wow, that guy is so cool sleepin on the bus!

by infamouscrayon. November 7, 2025

German School Bus

When a man cums in his partner's ear.

My girl wanted to hear the sound of children, so I gave her the ol' German school bus.

by Bear5200 September 30, 2022

I HATE YELLOW BUS!

This is probably one of the most famous things said by someone in the history of man and dog.

It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.

Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service

More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.

Damn, the weather's getting cold and I haven't got a jumper or coat to wear so let's hope the bus gets here on time!

*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!

by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022

Short Bus Caliphate

The short bus caliphate is a sunni islamic terror group that started in egypt by they're caliph Wilma Diqfiet in 1983 after being inspired by the islamic revolution, the sbc has networks in haiti, portugal, egypt (main headquarters), turkey, russia (former chechnya), and now has started a campaign in ukraine after the war started to build they're own country The aproximate number of their members are unknown However their activity has been steadly increasing over the decades

My father is an Short Bus Caliphate martyr

by Niggergoy September 13, 2025

Blue Bus

"Blue Cheer" was the name of a variety of LSD made by chemist and Grateful Dead patron Owsley Stanley13 and the band was probably named after that, although the name existed earlier, as the name of a laundry detergent14 after which the LSD variety itself was named." Wiki blurb that has it right. Take a ride on The Blue Bus LSD trip.

Take a ride on The Blue Bus

by Rickey Ratt July 23, 2019

PCP Cat Eye Bus

being on pcp while seeing people with cat eyes on an abandoned school bus

did you hear about the jhit that pcp cat eye bus?

by yakwtmfviopcpceb February 27, 2021