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balloon porn

Porn in which a person rubs balloons, grinds on balloons and stimulates themselves sexually on balloons to the point of popping the balloons while grinding on them.
There is an episode of Bobs Burgers where it is revealed Linda's father is into balloon porn and would like Linda's mother to play sexually with balloons in front of him, but she refuses to at first because she doesn't care for startling noises.
by SheThaRealG October 29, 2015
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porn valley

When your buddy gets dumped by his girlfriend. And rather than get back out there, chasing tail, he wallows in self pity and masturbates himself to sleep every night.

The only known cure for porn valley syndrome (PVS) is to turn off the porn and go find some strange.
"Hey, what happened to Frank? He used to hang out all the time."
"His girlfriend dumped him. He's been stuck in the porn valley for months now."

"He needs to man up. Climb the other hill and meet some real girls."
by the Jerkman June 29, 2012
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oral porn

watching two people have a long, rational talk about sexual intercourse
whenever i watch oral porn, my tongue gets an erection
by a babies goad May 7, 2017
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Fear porn

Content that is often conspiratorial and about the end of the world in some way. Highly addictive for its paranoia and disassociating side affects.
Joe's into flatearth fear porn even though he knows it's retarded.
by kunumbo September 22, 2017
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porn jam

When you and one or more people get together, get high on your drug of choice (weed is most suitable, you dont want things getting out of hand), and watch copious amounts of pornographic videos on computers (one computer per person).

Usually a porn jam will take place late at night so the participants may use volume when watching the pornographic videos without worrying that people will hear them.

Some great discussions on woman preference, porn preference, etc. will result of a porn jam thus increasing your friendship with your fellow participants.

Note: It has to be you and at least one other person, and there has to be at least one computer per person in order for it to be considered an official porn jam.
C-ball: Yo N-dizzle wanna get high and watch porn?
N-dizzle: Hell yeah dude lets have a porn jam!
C-ball: Yeah man just dont forget to bring your laptop we cant both just watch it on my computer.
N-dizzle: I know the rules foo I wont forget the laptop.
C-ball: Aight man porn jam tonight, at my place.
by C-Baaaaaawl!! May 30, 2009
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porn horn

joyous sound made after unexpectedly coming across a pornographic site.
He porn horned after coming across www.bigtitties.com
by Wayde Munn July 27, 2003
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Porn chick

A woman that is into porn music and wears porn clothes ect. they give the best blow jobs in the world.
by Deep blue 2012 October 15, 2009
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