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poop in a towel

An awkward situation that you just kind of have to deal with; not unlike finding poop in a bathroom towel.
"So I let Joel and his friend spend the night last night so they could go watch a baseball game tomorrow. They left this morning and I found a condom in the sleeping bag I loaned them..."
"Ew, what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."

"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."
by Owen D. February 18, 2009
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pool poop

A pool poop occurs when you poop, wipe, and there is no poop on the toilet paper when you check to see if you need to wipe again.

A pool poop gets its name from the place where they are most common: The pool! Often when one poops at the pool (note: not IN the pool) one does not find any poop on the toilet paper after the first wipe.
Person 1: Man, the other day I pooped and when i wiped there was no excrement at the toilet paper! Wow!

Person 2: Oh man, where you at the pool? That's a classic pool poop!

Person 3: Gee whiz, I go to the pool just to poop, I love pool poops!!!!!
by geewhizwhatapoop February 5, 2014
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poop it forward

Cleaning up other dog's messes in addition to your own dog's production while walking your dog.
For what ever reason, there's always stray dog crap on the route I take my dogs, so I just poop it forward.
by Alfetta159 August 14, 2010
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poop dress

The type of dress that slutty high school girls wear to homecoming or prom that is so short that when they sit down to take a poop, they don't even have to pull their dress up to go.
Do you see how short that girl's dress is? I would say that that is definitively a poop dress.
by Choolio123 October 16, 2011
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poop ups

a phrase meaning any type of alcoholic drinks you got or are getting, once your drunk you say dude im so pooped up, sort of like fucked up.. but..
yo son we got mad poop ups for this weekend! yehhhhh!

dude im so going to that dance pooped up'd yo no doubt..
by joe29 February 27, 2008
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vodka poop

The poop you have the morning after consuming large quantities of drinks with vodka.
Vodka poops first thing in the morning when you're hungover are the worst!

I had to take a vodka poop after coming home from the bar crawl last night.
by Tuk Tuk Tuk III September 3, 2011
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poop angel

An old person who is lying on the floor in a pile of poop because they have fallen and can't get up to call 911 and nobody is around to help them. Sometimes they can spend days there and they will defecate while waving their arms and legs around in an attempt to get up which will spread the poop around in the shape of an angel.
"Hey you know that old lady down the street whose husband died a few years ago?"

"Ya?"

"Well I saw the paramedics over at her house so I asked them what was up and they said that she had been a poop angel for the last two days."
by Jay Giddens August 5, 2012
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