National No Water Day

National No Water Day is on September 15th, every year. A day when no one can drink water at all.

Billy: Bro I’m thirsty asf

Shaquan: Didn’t you hear it was National No Water Day?

Billy: My bad, I forgot about that, thanks bro

Shaquan: No doubt

by cozmonauts September 15, 2020

National Timi Day

This is a day where you celebrate Timi and make him feel happy. You also have to make him whatever he wants and give him anything he wants

Happy National Timi Day.

by adwggq312 October 18, 2021

National Honor Society

A cult that looks good on college applications

Literally every National Honor Society inductee that I knew agreed that it felt like a cult during the induction ceremony.

by Midnight Depresso April 14, 2022

National Avocado Day

National Avocado Day occurs every Wednesday of the week. It is a holiday celebrated in Iceland.

Kolly 2.0: Happy National Avocado Day!
Loly: Happy National Avocado Day!
Both: Sings the “Canyon Day Song” and does the “Canyon Dance”.

by Kolly2.0AndLoly November 7, 2019

National avin day

November 28th is National avin day tell anyone named avin they are the best person ever.

Happy National avin day

by Hunk monkey August 4, 2022

National Popus Day

"National Popus Day" Is a day on October 25th to celebrate the awakening of your popus with candles and different personalized decorations to put on your popus

1:"My guy, I am going to dye my popus' hair for 'National Popus Day'."
2: "That's great Man We were just gonna put up popus decorations outside the house"

by Blacc Guy October 16, 2021

National Fuck Day

National Fuck Day (NFD). Takes place on November 20th (near thanksgiving) to praise sex. You and a consenting individual (Over the age of 18) have sex for the whole holiday.

Hey, it’s national fuck day. Want to come over?

by longdickedorange November 20, 2020