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Jack Bauer

1. Proper noun meaning the all mighty and powerful terroist killer.

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2. A crappy counterstrike player most of the time. Can be good if playing scrubs or gimps. See scrub.
Jack Bauer is the best character in action drama television ever.
by Rock Out January 25, 2005
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Panama Jack

Receiving a hand job, with the aid of Panama Jack tanning oil as a lubricant.
Bro, me and Tina were at the beach yesterday, it was basically a dead scene, I had a couple beers and she hooked me up with a Panama Jack.
by sanfred June 18, 2011
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cracker-jacking

When somebody peeks down a girls shirt at her breasts, its like a little boy opening a box of cracker jacks to find the surprise at the bottom of the box.
Did you notice Alex was cracker-jacking Betsy at lunch today?
by FrYivYdiNO March 11, 2009
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jack the spack

Jack the spack is a very sexy and hot llama and will always obey command but never brushes his teeth but he does have a lot of hair if I ever give this llama skittles he will think they are drugs p.s he's a man
Jack the spack is a man who loves spacks
by Jack the spack April 25, 2017
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palate jack

When you release a load onto recipient’s tongue (palate), thus completing the act of palate jacking.
Met your dad at a bar, gave him a good old palate jack.
by Jackmaster3001 March 8, 2023
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to knife-jack

to kidnap someone at knife point, then proceed to take them hostage, threaten, rape, or in some cases, kill them.

Nobody knows to this day if Jack the RIpper tried to knife-jack his victims or if he used more subtle forms of psychological manipulation on them before killing them.
if you want to learn how to knife-jack someone, your best bet would be to talk to someone like Jack the Ripper.
by Sexydimma March 5, 2015
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Jack pussy

Tell that Jack pussy to find his balls and man up.
by Breath39 October 5, 2016
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