twat seizure

an uncontrollable act of a female orgasm in which the vagina squirts cum like an unmanned fire hose.

Cory and Marcus fucked monica so hard she had several twat seizures!

by Korae December 17, 2009

Pippi twat

A small dick pussy ass bitch.

I ain't fucking wit you pippi twat.

by FreaKyG420 October 1, 2016

Twat

a baby kitten who has not been licked by its mother

Look at that poor twat! Better give it a lick!

Make sure someone licks that twat soon!

by sbroadhead3000 November 28, 2010

twat fag

A man who's actually gay, but pretending to be straight just so as to be accepted in polite society.

Dude - he's such a twat fag. It's pathetic.

by Itumama May 19, 2024

tickle a twat

When a girl masturbates. Flicks the bean. The act of Shebopping. Etc...

I'm so glad I have gotten rid of that old iPhone 4s finally. This iPhone 7 screen is much better for watching porn to tickle a twat with.

by TheLunarMother June 28, 2017

Twat

An ignorant person

Lilly is such a twat

by I’m crazy April 13, 2023

twat blocked

Twat blocked: is when a man is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a woman due to interuptions, jealousy, etc. (Cock blocked is when a woman is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a man due to interuptions,jealousy, etc.)

I was about to fuck amanda when her fucking sister twat blocked me!

by Samaanthaa2017 January 20, 2018