Japanese Ham Sandwich

When a male tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and bends over so as to allow his companion easy access to pleasure the anus, testicles and penis head. Traditionally performed by European men within private circles.

Sure, one Japanese ham sandwich coming right up!

by polishchicagokurowski July 8, 2011

Hot Carl Sandwich

Two pieces of bread covered with saran wrap that has been defecated on.
Best served slightly warm add with garnishes.

A: What r u making us for lunch?

B: A hot carl sandwich.

A: Don't bother.

by cjazzrun June 29, 2010

sandwich making bitches

A female or group of females who devalue tgeir own rights as human beings.

Debbie thinks a woman should get her partner's permission to have an abortion.

Oh, Debbie must be one of those sandwich making bitches.

by TheTash February 15, 2017

The Protein Foot Sandwich

The act of grabbing a girls foot when having sex, wrapping it in lettuce, and eating the lettuce and sucking on the sole and toes of the foot.

Friend 1: Yo what did you eat last night?
Friend 2: I had some Ass and The Protein Foot Sandwich
Friend 1: Fuck off

by Naijeru May 11, 2018

Full Ham Sandwich

A group of friends or an event that consists of almost all girls.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.

What was the ratio at the party like last night, was it a sausage fest, or more like a full ham sandwich?

by Full Ham Sandwich March 19, 2019

hot curly sandwich

a type of sandwich with its main ingredient being faeces, best eaten warm - fresher the better

Ahh I really need a shit
Hold up take this baguette with you, I'm starving I could really do with a hot curly sandwich

What do you fancy for lunch?
Gregs sasusage roll? Hot Dog?
Nah mate fancy myself a big fat hot dirty curly sandwich
Give me 5 I'll just curl one out

by wriggleit September 13, 2019

hog ear sandwich

a pussy. the pink lips of a pussy

"I think I'll have a hog ear sandwich for breakfast today."

by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005