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tracksuit monkeys

Low class yobbo who wears a track suit bright coloured footwear.

Drinks copious amounts of alchopops and cheep lager.
Look at that twat... he looks like a right tracksuit monkey
by Dezza July 18, 2003
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snowball monkey

A girl who indulges in the art of snowballing
Lisa is a snowball monkey!... so is steve!
by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002
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stomach monkeys

A group of men united in a common goal of overcoming all odds no matter how great, usually on a softball field.
As Hollywood rounded third and headed home, the Cowboys could only watch, for this day belonged to the Stomach Monkeys.
by Sweet Louis June 12, 2008
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Monkey crotch

A condition caused by any activity that results in a mans underwear becoming wet for a sustained period, resulting in chafing, redness, and a yeast colony growing on the scrotum.

This results in painful burning and itching, with incessant pulling at the groin for relief.
Working in the sun all day gave me monkey crotch.
by RabbiRob July 3, 2006
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monkey cheese

The second episode of Shit Pickle (by James Rolfe aka AVGN) introduces a family of monkeys who just like to repeat the phrase "Monkey cheese". This is just some random phrase meaning nothing.
by itouchy March 7, 2008
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monkey trap

a trap designed to catch animals too smart to fall for an ordinary trap i.e. monkeys and people. It works by appealing to their greed such as a job that sucks but pays to well to let go of, or a relationship which is empty or destructive but offers certain perks which make it hard to escape.
The original monkey trap involves a hollow coconut chained to a stake and baited with food. It has a hole large enough for the monkey to put its hand into, but too small to remove its hand while holding the bait. The monkey needs only to let go to escape, but gets caught because it refuses to let go in its panic to keep its precious find.
I hate this job, but it pays too well for me to quit and get a straight job. What a monkey trap.
by kwincy March 13, 2005
mugGet the monkey trapmug.

sex monkey

some who is fun to have sex with
by Jaws March 4, 2003
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