Christian

A very nice guy he is very helpful and smart. He has a good sense of humour and a great taste in music. He is the best at playing the drums and you always want him in your music groups or anything else really he's very smart. We once got a lower score than the monkeys in our class and he stayed back to negotiate with our teacher to give us a higher score than them and we did so it's all g now.

Oh look there's Christian ask him to be in our group

by robert.issohot November 27, 2018

christian funk

A retarded dyke monkey boy

"Christian Funk is my bestfriend <33"

by fortnitekingun November 28, 2023

Christian Single

He just likes men and dates people for like 6 hours

dude 1: yo Christian Single you like men

by Sunflower pronce September 25, 2022

Brady and Christian

The freakiest boys you will ever meet. Brady= submissive, Christian= dominant (but like to switch). The are the strongest, most hot boys you will ever meet and you will instantly be aroused being in their presence. Beware of this duo. And I repeat..... do not go on a two man unless you want to be fucking destroyed.

Ellie- Yo Brady and Christian are playing tonight
Their last two man- Beware... of... the... wap...

by glittersparksalltheway101 November 7, 2025

Very Christian Quiz

"Very Christian Quiz" is a Kahoot Series Created by Brandon Morgan in 2018, The Creator Says that he has future plans for the series.

DUDE: Hey did you hear about that kahoot series "Very Christian Quiz"
OTHER DUDE: Oh yeah man it's so cool

by MaxamusName December 30, 2019

Chili Christian

Chili Christian is a man that doesn't get influenced by others. He is a leader, and it shows from how his family is doing. Chili Christian loves his G-wagons and 506. Even though he has some legal troubles occasionally when building his twenty million garage, it doesn't matter because he is a rocker that runs the government.

Chili Christian has built an empire for his family; however, his brother takes all the credit.

by aæsdlfkalæsdjkfælajdflaækdsjfa March 17, 2023

christian

Picture your dream boy in your mind right now. Your thinking of that boy and the boy looks exactly like (christian). A mother fucking sexy daddy. He has a 3 inch cock {big for his age} a thicccc booty and a charming smile. He lives anal sex and he drinks pineapple juice 24/7. Just ignore the fact that he’s a major virgin and that he can have multiple boners. He’s very good in the bed (sleeping). Very active, if you say cricket is active. Knows his was around the girls... wait nvm he’s a virgin. This dude gets no guys. Fuck off christian

Kaydence: I heard christian was good in bed
Abby: can’t be cause he’s a virgin

by katniss/socceegirl July 8, 2019