mashed potato sandwich

An adjectival description of something as messed up as a soup sandwich.

Drill Sargeant Bohannon looked the recruit in the eye and said, "Boy, you are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not survive first contact with the enemy unless you get with the program."

by Percy Dovetonsils III August 19, 2003

mashed potato brains

That feeling of mental retardation after coming down from a long night of tripping on acid

Man, I caught some major mashed potato brains the last time we tripped. I don't think I could deal with that again.

by hobolizardg January 4, 2012

Crusty Sweet Potato

A phrase used to describe Ricegum

Jacob Sartorius: "Boy you literally look like a crusty sweet potato!"

by CDog821 June 22, 2016

couch potato chic

Something worn around the house that would not be considered 'street chic' but would be considered cute, comfy, or homey.

or

Something worn outdoors that seems like exclusively at home attire.

John: Oh my gosh Kate, what are you wearing?

Kate: It's a new coat I bought, street chic don't you think?

John: God no, it's far from street chic but is as couch potato chic as it gets, remove the two top buttons and it's a bathrobe!

by Ozla November 12, 2009

cincinatti potato chip

While laying in bed you masturbate and cum just below your belly button. Let the cum dry overnight and then peel it off in the morning for a salty snack.

I like my cincinatti potato chips with a little extra salt.

by Popeye I May 6, 2011

Baby mashed potatoes

When you chuck a baby or toddler into the highway and wait for the baby to become a bunch of mashed bits

I recently ate some good baby mashed potatoes at route 9

by jsqurriel November 21, 2019

Beep Beep Potatoes

That autistic cunt that hides under the stairs and has greasy hair. he runs around your school screaming and has a lot of side bitches that suck him off all the time.

Person 1: "Suck MAh DICK NIGGA HOHOHHOOH!!!"
Person 2: "Oh that must be Beep Beep Potatoes"

by Johnny Sins Gaming February 17, 2019