kiss thru the phone

Kiss each other over skype or video chat also a Souljia Boy and Sammie

Boy: I know I can't see you right now
Girlfriend: I miss you lets kiss thru the phone

by kissmethruthephone6789998212 June 10, 2014

Poon Phone

A phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch often made at late night summons. The poon phone is used to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck").

Can I use Bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? I hear he has a poon phone!

I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?

by PoonDaPoon! June 13, 2011

Fritzl phoning

When you hold someone against their will on the phone.

Crazy gf- 'No you are not allowed to hang up on me or I will lose my shit'
Nonchalant bf- ' you are fritzl phoning me'

by Stephaniekate88 March 6, 2017

phone pull

When u stand at the edge of a tall place, throw your phone up and jump down to catch it.
(Another form of self-harm or suicide)

"Bro imma bout to throw a phone pull there."

by Milly_hmz May 3, 2024

Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

Blue Phone

When you show up to work with a fully charged phone and every intention of draining the battery, but then shit hits the fan and it stays in your pocket.

I was going to spend the first hour at work playing games on my phone, but my boss came in early and blue phoned me.

by CptRaven June 17, 2025

samsung phone

a peice oh shit. if a kid in school has a samsung, turn and run. hide. stay away. he or she is probably planning a school shooting. they will gang up with other samsung users because no one else will be their friend. their parents hate them.

“damn, carly, does that new kid jimmy there have a samsung phone?”
“oh shit, he does. hurry and run, we’re going to get aids!”

by askrtskrtskrt February 26, 2019