On my nuts

When Joan Vu stalks your boyfriend at Starbucks just to show him pictures of her and her boyfriend.

Also when Joan Vu stalks me and my boyfriend at his place and tries to look through the window.

Also when Joan vu stalks your Instagram and says to your boyfriend that you were sending her messages of pictures of you and your boyfriend when that psycho was just looking at my Instagram story.

Damn, Joan is just on my nuts.

by Joan Vu October 31, 2018

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My life

A waste of time.

"Hey!"

"Bye"
"Why?!"
"Becuase my life is a waste of time"

by pSychoKidRuinyou1337 January 28, 2020

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be my skincare

Be my skincare is a term used to ask someone to cum/ejaculate on your face. Sperm has proven to be an excellent skincarestep, as it helped many people to achieve clear(er) skin.

Rico, be my skincare please.

by Hassienacas July 4, 2021

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My Juniors

An individual's semen.

When she knocked over the cup, all of my juniors i had been saving for the last 3 months fell out and spilled all over the carpet. It felt like getting a shitmunk to the face watching all my hard work go to waste.

by Fapster March 29, 2016

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