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bro choice

The belief that you should be able to choose if you want to be a bro or not.
"People should be able to choose if they wan to be bros or not. I'm bro choice!"
by Dick O'Toole February 25, 2014
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bro-mos

A straight guy and a gay guy who have a very close relationship. They share a friendship based on vulgarity, movie quotes, and a shared sense of humor among other things.
Craig and Lance are such good friends. They are total bro-mos.
by Oda Mae Brown April 18, 2014
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bro hoe

a white girl who normally lives in so cal
they think thyre part of a "bro" crew but theyre just used for sex
they have fake boobs or push up bras
they wear ridiculously short skits with no panties
they have no self respect
they think they can ride dirtbikes and play football when theyre really just making idiots of themselves
they have blond hair on top and black on the botom some even make desighns on their heads
their boobs are alwasy poping out of their shirts
they wear excesive metal mulisha, skin, so cal, and uggs
they think uggs go with everything even short skirts
thir pants are alwasy 2 sizes to small

they drink and smoke weed all day
they bang every "bro" that looks at them
99% of them droped out of high schoolor took them 8 years to finish
wear ridiculous amounts of make up especialy cover up
thyre always on my space/ facebook meeting new fuck buddies
thyre think the whole world revolves arround them
they have fake nails and fake hair
drink rockstars all day
they stab everyone in the back

then thres the wannabe bro hoes who are the same as the regular bro hoes but have a beer gut and they dont have sex because theyre to anoying and thy think theyre the shit but everyone hates them and people hide from them!

i live in so cal so i know all this crap!
bro hoe 1: have u had sex with johnny
Bro hoe 2: no y?
bro hoe 1: oh because his cum tastes really good
by i hate idiots 199 December 12, 2010
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nice bro

A: I dont care...B:give me a break....C:leave me alone....D:your crazy...
A: Your boy is talking about his raise and your broke ass responds, "nice bro".........B: your playing b ball and you get bitched at for missing a shot..."nice bro"........C: your wack girlfriend who acts like a dude is bugging you about going to dinner..."nice bro"....D: "lets rob a 711..." nice bro"
by nicky sot October 10, 2010
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bro-pinch

Bro-pinch:
to briefly drop in to say "Hey" via text/phone/email etc.
"Hey what's up bro-sive, just kickin down a bro-pinch...word."
by tuffy the bear April 5, 2009
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Bro Hawk

A hairstyle used by a Bro to indicate how incredibley awesome and truly bro-ish they are! Kind of like a fo hawk but obviously, much cooler! A bro hawk is typically dyed at least two colors, if not more. . . You faggots better hope to Tom (the creator of myspace) that you can pull one off. I hear they get lots of ladies. . .
BROdy: "dude! I'm gonna get so much pussy with my new haircut!"
Chadsters: "I know, broski! If they don't put out tonight... EFFIN SKANKS!"
BROdy: "Do you like the way my personal stylist dyed the tips of my black hair, blonde?"
Chadsters: "yeah, bro! It hella brings out your eye color! Hey! Wanna go to a sweet drinking party!?!"
BROdy: "I'm not sure, bra, is there gonna be hoes there?"
Chadsters: "Yeah man, and we'll listen to A Day To Remember on the way!"
BROdy: "are you driving, bro?"
Chadsters: "Totally! But I have to stop at my stylists to get your same haircut first!"
BROdy: "I'm totally game man! That'd be chill!"
Chadsters: "alright! To the Nissan Frontier, with a three inch lift, it is!"
BROdy: "hella!"

BRO HAWK
by Cumm July 27, 2009
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lax bro

guys who dress preppy and play lax usually live on the east coast where we all know all the best all players live, they have mad flow not lettuce always wear lax pinnies always have a spoon wit them and have mad hot chicks hanging wit them, usually belong to country clubs or are rich and go to private or boarding schools they also have to play for atleats d 1 lax or d2 lax our flowcabulary consists of bro, mad, swag, cha, gnarly, etc.
yo bro that chick is mad hot.

cha bro betta go hit her up.

ight ill hit her wit some mad swag and will be chill from there.

you know thm chicks love us bros ( lax bro )
by dbats May 23, 2012
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