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Shortcake Time

The moment when adults reminisce about how great Christmas was as a child but then immediately snap out of it and then understand that life is a cruel game intended to beat you to your knees and rob you of your soul. This disenchanting realization then propels the frustrated grown-up into a desperate struggle to have fun participating in the "same old, same old" go-to's such as attending lame holiday parties, wearing ugly sweaters, overeating, and drinking their faces off.
It's Christmas, and you know what that means. It's Shortcake Time. Yum yum yum, it's Shortcake Time.
by Sir William Brownbotton III December 4, 2017
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Job Time

A phrase to describe that later you are going to get a handjob or blowjob
I cant wait till job time later, its gonna be crazy man!
by Holy12 March 16, 2013
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Bam Time

by bamtime February 17, 2010
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spare time

this is your time to do whatever you want...

So you decided to visit Urban Dictionary.
I had a lot of spare time so I used it to laugh at Urban Dictionary definitions.
by Set Blue 23 November 14, 2017
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Time to Party

A phrase used by someone who has never attended a party to describe the time that a person would normally attend a party.
Chronologically concerned person: "What time is it?"
Asshole: "Time to Party!"
by Chronologically Concerned November 3, 2011
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Cheek Time

Originating from the 5th floor of West Hall at the Oregon State University Honors College, Cheek Time refers to the time that which one spends without pants in their dorm room double cheeked up for the the purpose of relaxation, or for the purpose of kanoodling with a significant other.
I heard Madisen had cheek time with her boy toy last night....

Harry relaxed on his bed in his underwear, therefore fulfilling cheek time.
by Patriot1776 February 25, 2020
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drunk-time

being so involved in ones drunken state that one forgets that time is actually passing
maura: okay... mike told me that he was only staying out until two am... its now four am.. should i start looking behind dumpsters for him?

jennifer: um no...im sure hes just on drunk-time... he will come back eventually.
by kapapko February 17, 2010
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