Pun N' Cum

When two or more individuals take part in a sexual conversation on Direct message, texting, forum thread, or any other public social site and and begin to use puns to help one another achieve orgasm through laughter and clever wording. Typically done using puns from iconic things like The Office, Parks and Recreation, and any other iconic TV shows or internet memes of their choosing. Most of these "Pun N' Cum sessions appear on social sites such as omegle where participants find someone with an equal amount of love for puns as themselves and begin to "talk punny" to each other in dirty and naughty ways. Eventually ending with a laugh and a sticky or wet situation in their underwear. WARNING: once you have "Pun N' Cumed" with someone you may never go back to normal sexting conversation again, your mind will be forever altered. Pun at your own risk..

Guy: One question, do you watch The Office?
Girl: *stares into camera* Ill be Stanley and mistake your dick for coffee and wont even notice.
Guy: Damn it someone put my dick in jello again!!
Girl: Eat me like Kevin eats his m&ms so i know its real.
Guy: I think I just Pun N' Cummed to The Office..

by That One Pun Guy September 30, 2016

fap n' freeze

When it's -20 degrees fahrenheit and you have a fap attack (a sudden urge to masturbate) and you ejaculate while it instantly freezes as soon as it comes out of your penis

Cameron had to get stitches because he had to fap n' freeze.

by DigitalDebonair December 15, 2016

Splash-N-Dash

A Splash-N-Dash is when a person (usually male) goes to someone's house for a quick booty call & then leaves immediately after. A Splash-N-Dash usually occurs on a Sunday but can happen any day of the week.

Preston: "Hey Nate, you weren't gone for very long, must have been another splash-n-dash Sunday?"

by TrinityStar_07 February 24, 2010

creep-n-cruise

1. To creep one's car forward at an intersection or in heavy traffic so as to get a better view of an attractive person in an adjacent vehicle.

2. Seemingly creepy automobile behavior of adjusting speed or position in order to check out occupant(s) of an adjacent vehicle.

Alternate: cruise-n-creep

I was creep-n-cruising this hot girl at Melrose and Fairfax until I realized her boyfriend was in the front seat.

Don't you hate when the driver in front of you doesn't move up far enough to let you creep-n-cruise the car next to you?

by Shun the Non Beliver March 2, 2010

Dump n' Wash

When you take a bowel movement and a shower in the same trip to the bathroom.

"Dude, I just had the quickest dump n' wash ever!"
"15 minutes? Shit. I better pull a dump n' wash."

by Jesse Church October 28, 2007

Slip 'N Jack

You and your girl are in the shower, and you don't really have much room to move around. So you both sit down facing each other. Her legs go over yours and you're sitting with your genitals next to each other. You take your dick and put it in her pussy. Then you proceed to move your dick with your hand in a jacking off motion in her pussy. Hence the Slip 'N Jack.

Mostly used in the shower, but also possible in a hot tub or a pool where you can't move much. Slip 'N Jack

by Scruffs June 20, 2009

fish 'n ship

A cool synonym for the Fishing Ship unit from Age of Empires II.

The word is a combination of the words 'Fish 'n Chips' (the famous snack from Urban London) and 'Fishing Ship'.

Tim: Daniel, stop attacking my fish 'n ships!
Daniel: Dude, you gotta learn some English.

by MoLetalis March 25, 2010