J-Teez

The Act Of Jizzing All Over Some Titties

I Was Getting Some Head When I Decide To Pull Out And J-Teez The Bitch

by J-Teezer August 1, 2009

PB&J

Pizza beer and jugs.

I went from eating PB&J(peanut butter and jelly) as a child to enjoying pizza beer and jugs as an adult!

by Frank Palace November 11, 2018

Plan J

Plan J is a last resort for overwhelming stress. If Plan J is ineffective, the problem may be greater, and medical assistance may be required. Do not be afraid to seek help

The J in Plan J stands for jerk off

This whole day has been absolute shit, my head is killing me, I have so much work, and I can’t sleep. Time for Plan J

by jaboi January 16, 2020

j dunn

perpetual awesomness.. the hottest shit that old man never stomped out on the porch... the antichrists nightmare... the poon handler.. johnny fuckin dungeon

lisa: hey did you hear that new j dunn album just dropped?
sarah: hell yeah! he's so fuckin hot i wanna do him right now in his money pit!

by kevin x mccallister January 19, 2011

J. Linz

A math teacher in which it is impossible to pass his class.
Also, a golf instructor for the school golf team.

Urban dictionary please approve of this add because I didn't use a first name (:

J. linz is really hot, but it is impossible to pass his class. Hahaha.

by StudentxD June 26, 2009

j-bong

a (water) bong, without a bowl, made just for smoking joints through

Damn man, did you see the hit George took off that j-bong? He was coughing for hour

by r3in March 16, 2008

J-torture

{Usually associated with Sadism & Masochism}

The desire to be sexually tormented by someone of Japanese origin...

...or if someone of Japanese origin desires to sexually torture another individual...

...or the reverse of both...

...which probably makes you a bad person...

...either way, you're a bad person :')

"Hey, who's up for some J-torture? >:D"

*everyone backs away slowly*

by J-whore September 11, 2011