Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.

Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!

by armerlinsea April 17, 2022

None of my business

Used to forgo any personal responsibility regarding matters for which one does not feel responsible that are otherwise your business such as paying your bills or the contents of your fridge. Made popular by Christian Na of Pittsburgh.

What happens in my apartment is none of my business.

by No I don’t want one April 19, 2021

My Back Hurts

A term used to politely decline an offer to preform an action.

no, my back hurts

by My Back Hurts Share definition February 3, 2025

My bang bang shoe

It’s a shoe where you bang someone! Not that bang

I got my bang bang shoe for bang hammer! Cool!

by TheBrainiacGod October 20, 2020

The lord in my cooch

An experience so otherworldly you become one with your spiritual being.

‘That deep fried Oreo was so good, I swear I could feel the lord in my cooch’

by Trashboat69 March 18, 2021

Hanging my Chicken

When a man puts his erect penis up into his waistband in a attempt to get rid or hide an erection.

Friend 1 - Man I got the most award boner yesterday.
Friend 2 - Dang, how did you get rid of it.
Friend 1 - I was Hanging my Chicken just so nobody would see it.

by bdun4 March 31, 2015

torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 October 31, 2020